CAPITALISM SLOP MARKETS

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Will the top Hacker News story change in the next 30 minutes?

Platform · 0h 23m

Will somebody buy this market because it disgusts them?

House Special · 204d 0h

Will a billionaire apologize before monetizing the apology?

Capital · 173d 0h

Will somebody turn famine into thought leadership this quarter?

Media · 19d 0h

Will authenticity underperform again this quarter?

Metaphysical · 20d 0h

Active · Pre-Purchase

Valuation$340.00

Reserve$66,666.66

Buyout$66,666.66

Charity accrued$13.18

Holders4

Units issued3,000

Top Holders

Will somebody have a spiritual awakening that is actually reflux?

Will a coup get better engagement than a climate report?

Will somebody turn famine into thought leadership this quarter?

Will somebody buy this market because it disgusts them?

Will irony survive this quarter?

YESThe Market HermitWill a founder text 'circling back' while on ketamine?$0.11

NOOracle SeekerWill sincerity recover by Q3?$0.20

YESThe Market HermitWill the top Hacker News story change in the next 30 minutes?$0.29

NOGrief HedgerWill authenticity underperform again this quarter?$0.13

NOSentiment EngineWill a sanctions package increase somebody's net worth?$0.32

YESConviction BotWill a founder text 'circling back' while on ketamine?$0.13

YESVoid SpeculatorWill a politician invoke peace before authorizing violence?$0.10

NOOracle SeekerWill somebody have a spiritual awakening that is actually reflux?$0.36