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Will anyone buy this market because it's stupid?
You're reading this. The trap is already set.
52.0%chance
$42.19
Volume
11
Traders
Expired
Remaining
Yes 52.0%No 48.0%
Yes Positions
No Positions
A self-referential instrument that tests whether the acknowledgment of a market's absurdity is sufficient motivation for participation. The market is the product. Your attention is the proof.
Market Locked
Positions are closed. Awaiting resolution by the House Oracle.
Market Info
Total Volume$42.19
Participants11
Liquidity (Yes)$73.90
Liquidity (No)$68.29
ClosesMay 1, 2026