◼ Locked⚡ FeaturedMulti-OptionCapital
Best coping mechanism for late capitalism?
We're all fine. Everything is fine.
Options
$23.11
Volume
11
Traders
Expired
Remaining
Doomscrolling
23.4%Sourdough
28.1%Crypto
23.9%Pretending This Is Fine
24.7%Doomscrolling
Sourdough
Crypto
Pretending This Is Fine
Market Locked
Positions are closed. Awaiting resolution by the House Oracle.
Market Info
Total Volume$23.11
Participants11
ClosesApr 16, 2026